“Mommy, when you met Daddy you danced together.

And you wore a pretty lady dress.

And you kissed to be married. 

Then you told Daddy you had a baby inside your tummy and he was so excited! 

And you told him my baby name would be T-Bot. 

And he liked it! 

And he was very happy…. ”

(Ten years of my pre-baby life, as summarized by the T-Bot. That’s it, no more Disney Princess books for you, boy!)