There has been a disturbing trend in my neighborhood recently.

It’s quite horrific really.

There has been an outbreak of shirtless, rollerblading thirty-something men.

At first, I thought it was the same one, but no, I have started looking at their faces and they are all different.

You know and I know that it wouldn’t be so bad (in fact, it would be great!) if they all looked like this:

…Unfortunately they all look like they think they look like this.

And they don’t.

Just call me shallow.