I would like to introduce you to a couple of Baby Sister’s birthday presents which I find - despite myself - supremely amusing.

We have already reviewed Tattooed Barbie.

Here’s another:

Her younger sister Teresa - and her peeing cat, as seen in this commercial. An awesome gift, and she loves it, especially as it is not long since we got our own cat. But talk about taking Playing Mommy to extremes. Now she’s not only looking after plastic babies, she is wielding a pink plastic pooper scooper and changing the kitty litter. Just like Mommy every morning. Except Mommy doesn’t have to hold the cat up and squeeze its sides to help it do its business.

Thankfully. Mommy wouldn’t handle that sh*t.

Then there is this present:

A Shining Stars Unicorn. Nothing strange about that, you say.

Except, she had to name this friend for Cuddly, Fuzzy and Nounours. And she chose to name it ….

Horny.

After two days of trying to gently talk her out of it, she finally relented. Now the unicorn’s name is Stacey Butterfly Tuesday Horn.

I was going to make a comment about how it sounded like a stripper name, but then I did some impulsive googling and discovered there are a lot of very clothed people with serious faces and advanced degrees called Stac(e)y Horn.

So I decided against it.