Once upon the time there was a Princess who fell on hard times.

Lost and far from home, she was forced to go live in a house with a big, scary thug.

She did not like living in proximity to him. He mostly left her alone, but he was rough. He had no manners and no idea how to behave. He would stare at her and freak her out. Didn’t respect her boundaries. Would come into her part of the house without warning and act like he generally owned the place (which actually he sort of did, before she came along).

She felt that he did not give her the respect she deserved and so whenever she saw him she would hiss and spit and jump at him and try and scratch him with her long sharp nails.

Baby Sister takes up the story:

Silly Whisper. She keeps trying.

But she should know you can never win a fight with The Big Cat. The Fij’ stands undefeated.

CURRENT SCORES

Fiji v Whisper: 40-something - Nil

Fiji v The Wictor: 1 - Nil

Oh yeah.

Because apparently we all want a piece of the action. This one is going for the sympathy vote.

(And yes thank you hundreds of passers by for your concern. I do see how close that is to his eye.

Next time I will remember to ask my cat to scratch elsewhere.

You’re welcome.)