The Wictor:

Why Spongebob lives in a pineapple?

Why the Simpsons are yellow?

Why A-Zs have the alphabet?

Why pork has pig in it?

Not draw on the furniture? Why?

Is this your newchair?

Why you have a newchair?

Did you put your old chair in the trash?

Your old chair was it broken?

Your old chair was it broken because of your big bottom?

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T-Bot(seriously): I have the hiccups …

…  A student at school had the hiccups today  …

…  I must have caught them from her.

Baby Sister: T-Bot, did you touch her hands????

T-Bot: No. But she was sitting at my lunch table.

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Mommy? Mommy? Why are you laughing?