The Wictor: Why are some people brown?

The Mommy: Well, they … um … it depends what color your Mommy and Daddy are. If your Mommy and Daddy you are born from are brown, then you will be brown too.

The Wictor: I’m not brown. I’m tan.

The Mommy: Yes. Because Daddy is tan and Mommy is … sort of tan.

There are all sorts of colors of people. Beautiful brown, beautiful pink, beautiful tan people…

The Wictor: And yellow people!

The Mommy: Well, yes … um … I guess. Yellow people too.

The Wictor: Like the Simpsons!

The Mommy: Oh! Yes, like The Simpsons!

The Wictor: Why they make the Simpsons yellow?